I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do vagina's smell?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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