so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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