? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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