come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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