the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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