i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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