How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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