I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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