Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
im calling her cock vulture from now on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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