the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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