It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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