He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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