She's JV to your varsity
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I lost the right to judge tonight
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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