Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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