I wish I could teleport
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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