thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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