yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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