I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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