at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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