Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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