Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Never joke about your clitoris.
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