she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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