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(206): View more from Washington

Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.

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(518): View more from New York

he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."

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(757): View more from Virginia

she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...

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(256): View more from Alabama

its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on

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(518): View more from New York

hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.

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(347): View more from New York

I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?

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(530): View more from California

Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.

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(602): View more from Arizona

RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...

(480): View more from Arizona

IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY

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