I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
