Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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