this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She bit a glass in half.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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