i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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