her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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