So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I look better un-naked...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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