I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
