We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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