Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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