Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need to stop coming to work sober
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
