We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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