Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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