it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
