A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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