it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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