Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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