i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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