The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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