Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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