I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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