She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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