Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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