I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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