And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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