and you said cock pushups were impossible
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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