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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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