**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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