She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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