escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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