Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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