You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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