I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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