So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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