yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
