I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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